meanplastic:

180mph:

OMG… today at school I asked to use the bathroom because i HATE MATH CLASS!! and im wasting time and after 5 minutes of taking selfies and blogging on my tumblr blog my teacher walks into the bathroom and says “What are you doing?” And I accidentally said “None of your business, Cumberbitch!” and he stood there shocked but then he said “Who do you ship?” and now we follow each other on tumblr!

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stellavee:

STOP, YOU’RE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART


horticulturalcephalopod:

bullshitcockroach:

horticulturalcephalopod:

bullshitcockroach:

horticulturalcephalopod:

ugh australia is home to like so many creepy birds 

hunts u down on the back of a cassowary

I JUST GOOGLED THIS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

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is it like an australian turkey??? can you eat it?? why does its beak open so wide??? ITS NECK SKIN IS SO GROSS???

theyre like 6ft tall you dont eat them you run from them in terror

WHAT THE FUCK AUSTRALIA






chromeofficial:

ma’am when i said freestyle i did not mean rap. this is a swimming competition please turn down the beat. ma’am.




jaclcfrost:

i went to a url to see if it was taken and the last post on it was

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that’s a really long marathon



ruinedchildhood:

when my song come on in the club

lameborghini:

donate my text posts to science after i die



netlfix:

Not really feelin this whole school college work until I die thing