on a scale from matt smith to zachary quinto how fast did you assume this post was gonna be about eyebrows?
taking off your clothes like
the picture won’t load but I assume this is “surprise bitch”
the drugs from my wisdom teeth removal have worn off
and i looked back on my twitter from this morning
"they took my teeths and didnt even say mazel tov"
haha ok “friend” where were u when i uploaded a selfie
It only takes being rejected once for me to never ever ask anyone anything ever again.
shrimp are referred to as an abomination four times more than homosexuality is in the bible
macklemore is writing a song about shrimp rights as we speak
Fucking asshole upstairs decided he was gonna put his hand on his baby momma and that’s what the noise was. And the cops just left. And all I want to do is fucking sleep I am beyond pissed with them. We are filing a complaint to try and get them evicted because this isnt the first time. I JUST WANNA FUCKING SLEEP ITS 5 AM CAN YOU FUCKING NOT? NOW I CAN’T GO TO SCHOOL IN A FEW HOURS BECAUSE YOU DICKS WERE PUSHING GIRLS OFF OF BEDS LIKE NO BYE GTFO OF OUR APARTMENT COMPLEX.
I literally almost went up there and went off you don’t fuck with me when I have no sleep.
I think that if voldemort really wanted to kill harry potter the night the spell didn’t work on him he could’ve just picked him up and thrown him out a window given the fact that he was a one year old infant
Voldemort be lazy as fuck